2004.11.08 - Kerrang! - About Duff

About Duff

1. How's things?

>> Good, I'm waiting to play a show in Stockholm.

2. Where are you and what can you see out of the window?

>> I'm in a hotel room, and I've got this great view of the harbour and all these seafaring schooners. Must be "old boat week" or something.

3. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

>> A cappuccino. No, Matt Sorum's cock.

4. What rumour would you like to start about yourself?

>> That my dick is two feet long, obviously.

5. What would you do if you were a girl for the day?

>> I'd see how much i could get away with, like speeding in my car. If I was hot that is.

6. What one thing would you like to change about yourself?

>> I wish i was never born with all my addictions.

7. What's your sexual fantasy?

>> My wife, and I'm not saying that to be nice. She's hot.

8. What do you look for in a girlfriend?

>> I'm an ass man.

9. What are you obsessed with?

>> My wife's ass.

10. What would surprise people about you?

>> That I'm such a pushover with my two little girls.

11. Who would you most like to have a drink with?

>> George W Bush so I could figure out what the fuck's going on in his head.

12. What was the last lie you told?

>> It's been a long time, I can't remember.

13. What's your favourite swear word?

>> Fuck.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?

>> Marvin Gaye's "What's going on". It's an amazing song.

15. Happiness is...

>>Playing a show