Messages from the leaker

So as you know, the leaker is adding text files with messages with each full cd leak. I will try to add all messages from the leaker here. Let me know if I have missed any.

Rough Mixes CD1. C_Is_For_Cookie.txt:

Ahh here it is, one that you've sought.
More to come, like it or not.
It won't be tonight, we'll tell you now.
But you won't have to wait long, anyhow.

GNR Girls, Llamas and Punks
You all are awesome, the chat's a slam dunk.
Too many to name, and force it to rhyme.
The reality is, we ain't got the time.

Keep being great, keep being swell.
Its stuff like that that unites us so well.
Unless of course, you work at 'the bell.
in which case we hope that your life is hell.

Just so you know, in this set to go.
The lyrics are scarce, but the music doth flow.
It doesn't mean we're done, not by a long shot
This ball's in a new court, like it or not.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/OKKSBHlxRdg

Bill_Bixby_Was_A_National_Treasure.txt

Oh wow, there's more!  Did you think we lied?
The only way you weren't getting this was if we had died.
The spazzing behind the scenes is hilarious to see
Because for those hoarding dweebs, its always "me, me, me!"

That beaver poem request?  So many things we could say.
But we'll take the high road.. they look like cunts anyway.
With those silly buck teeth, and their tails spread out wide.
No wonder Wally hated his brother, when you take it all in stride.

The question is what's next?  Should we just answer that here?
Not quite yet, but we still appreciate the various offers of beer.
Don't worry Mrs. Axl, we see what you say, too.
Also, thanks for being patient as we see what else we can do.

Hoarders make us angry.. and you wouldn't like us when we're angry.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/dHSxQ2RRD9o

When_You_Wish_Upon_A_Champagne_Supernova.txt

We'll be back soon, don't you fret.
This thing of ours, it doesn't end yet.
But your checklist you've made, complete with Tom's pic
Might need another page, as the clocks continue their tick.

Why should we even message the hoarders in here?
We already know that they live in fear.
See, knowledge is power, that's been known forever.
And now you're empowered to relationship sever.

This fan base is great, except for a few.
They know who they are, they're no friends of you.
So "Guys" as some say, who claim to be wealthy.
We think ALL of us could stand to see Dr. Melfi

On the way to a board meeting,  We have the greatest elevators.

Cordially,

-The Chairman

https://youtu.be/UkSPUDpe0U8

Hoarders_Sashay_Away_Cool_People_You_Stay.txt

Maybe one, maybe more.
It seems the rough mixes are what you adore?
This is such a tease, when does it stop.
Never we hope, drop after drop.

Tonight, after this, one more for the road.
Just another random item from a motherlode.
"No make it stop!  I want to sell!"
Our message to you is "Just rot in hell."

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/Wiorgmr002I

Another one down.  How many more?
Oh don't worry, no one's getting bored.
Thanks to Tom not paying his bills
We get to experience some major aural thrills.
In fact, Prom Violence, this one's for you.
Hopefully you don't mind us sharing it, too.
We're happy to say hi, you seem down to Earth.
We're interested in the conversations this will birth.
Oh don't worry hoarders, we haven't forgotten you.
Selling people out is the thing you like to do.
Which one is my friend, which one is my foe?
Fortunately that's something that only we know.
You can take a bump, that much is true.
But this time it appears, kayfabe isn't for you.
Attention you've sought, attention you'll get.
Its just something you might not be ready for yet.

Cordially Yours,

The Chairman (Who's craving a cheeseburger now)

wuts_that_m8.txt


Ok why not, let's do one more.
I mean at the moment, our fingers aren't sore.
More to come possibly? it makes the mind wander..
Oh wait, the answer's yes.. no need to ponder.

Also, Wags.. patience is a virtue..
Savor your meal, take time to chew.
We've said its not over, and we never lie.
That's an attribute associated closely with that other guy.

Poems are dumb, both for paupers and Kings.
We just want you to have 'all of the things'
So lets have some fun, as the concepts begin their flow.
Its Mr. Zutuat's accounting that made all this go.

Cordially,

Walker Al.....l out of chances to sell music. (its ok, buddy, we'll always have the Double Decker Taco Supreme..oh wait,
they discontinued that.. our bad)

https://youtu.be/O4ky_s9uMm8

donkey_testicle_monkeyfuck.txt

This rhyming thing is getting old.
I'll break character, if I may be so bold.

To Claude: If you like it you better put a ring on it.

To Gagarin: https://youtu.be/WngpAHJNDhQ

To Nemus: https://youtu.be/xyr7ZldmxMA

To Dadud: You have to eat your dinner before you get dessert - you know the rules!

To MSL: https://youtu.be/XGbqGkS1c2w

To Everyone else: The time for games and BS is over. Strap in, it only gets better from here.

Cordially,

The Chairman - https://youtu.be/cNgxyL5zEAk

An_Educated_Consumer_Is_The_Best_Consumer.txt


Every day shall bring at least one.
On some maybe more for fun.
Those that hoard, your world is done.
You've tried to sell, now get none.
We know all and now, we've won.

As the days go on, more details we may provide.
And unlike for you, the truth we won't hide.
For the rest of you all, enjoy the insanity.
Just do us a favor, and don't call Sean Hannity.

Cordially,

Martha Stewart Living.. (And that's... a GOOD thing!)

So apparently someone who is undermining any efforts by hoarders in capitalizing on the material, by leaking it for free to the fanbase.

It could be Axl (calling himself the Chairman, joking about the cheeseburger, obviously good move to leak stuff he might not be able to release anyway, and to fuck with hoarders trying to earn money from his material, all the TV references, talking cryptically, forename with Zutaut, seems to have a relationship with the fanbase)

Maybe Fernando with the board meeting references? He would also probably know MSL more than Axl and be more likely to add the wrestling reference.

Or just someone who got their hands on the stuff but decided to leak it all.

Added a few more to first post. I think I have them all now.

References to Fox News (Sean Hannity) and direct communication with various hoarders/leakers/remixers/whatnots.

A couple more with tonight's leaks:

Im_A_Loner_Dottie_A_Rebel.txt

A small file this is, so a small poem too.
If Ric Flair was listening, we think he'd scream "Woo!"
The Nature boy was class, many people he creamed.
But really, no comparison, to "The American Dream"

Today it was two, tomorrow there's more.
The time periods are going to be worth waiting for.
Don't stress and don't cry, we've got your back.
In reality this whole situation is all kinda whack.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/mKLizztikRk

And

Plenty_Rhymes_With_Beaver.txt

Hi again, miss us yet?
Wondering just else you'll get?
You should know by now, There's more to come.
One day isn't enough to have all this fun.

Two this time, one's byte size small.
But worry not, you'll soon have them all.
Smile, enjoy, dance if you must.
As long as you remember that hoarding's unjust.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/gm5fVx8vbu0

The_Speed_Force_Is_Strong_With_Him.txt

Well hello again gang, did you think we'd forget?
We were just laughing at Zodiac getting rek'd
You'd think they could find an original gimmick
Rather than copying our taste for limericks.

A silly thing to be true, that much is certain.
Lets hope the band rocks tonight when they pull back that curtain.
Us? We're just fans, like all of you.
So trust us we'll be hunting for those live streams, too.

By the way so you know, tonight this is solo.
Your patience is appreciated, as more hoarders say "Oh no!"
Oh for the record, don't include Rick.
He may not be perfect, but he's not really a dick.

See we know all of the associated players.
It ain't our first rodeo, we've peeled back the layers.
In South America they hide, Charlotte, and the squared circle.
Unlike those jabronies, we won't be hurtful.

Cordially,

The Chairman

P.S. Sometimes, the prototype is the best model.

https://youtu.be/KvxXXjwhCyY

Dessert_Taste_Good_Dont_It.txt

Since some of you said thanks, we've made a decision.
Rough Mix CD four tonight, to cease your derision.
Punkie and Bitstorm, to name but a few.
The question now is how much more chinese stew?

We're not going away, maybe radio silent a bit.
But fear not we're sure you'll think Rough mix disc two is a hit.
Our motivation is simple, we hate those that hoard.
Interacting with them just makes us bored.

Do you like our prose, the words that we use?
Lucky for us, we've found our muse.
Rhymes may be silly, at times sly like a fox.
But honestly it was just a tactic sourced from the gimmick box.

A thanks to you all, made of zeros and ones.
Because hoarders, they don't deserve all the fun.
See, in this life, some hit and some miss.
This music creates a sociopsycotic state of bliss.

Our efforts won't cease, we'll keep on digging.
To bring your ears up to speed on what you've been missing.
So much more is out there, even if they say it ain't true.
Next target located, the VMA rehearsals from '02

As for Brasky's reporting, its kind of funny.
However we all know the band's main motivator's money.
See that's ok, provided we get results.
But THOSE four songs on an EP? Please don't insult.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://youtu.be/voNEgCKzves

This moring we told you it'd be one of two.
We keep our word, we hope you will too.
This one though, didn't come from a locker.
But guess who's lost the exclusive? His name is Walker.
This magic playing narc, obsessed with this band.
To the point that he reports, definitely no fan.
Sucking up to Fernando, Beta and more, they aren't your stan.
You mean nothing to them, tool, try being a man.
Think of all the other things you've been stashing.
Who has access to my files should be the question you're asking.
Your friends are your foes, your clicks are your doom.
Might want to be careful of who invites you to rooms
For the rest of you all, the non hoarding lot.
This is it for tonight, but its not all that we've got.
Tomorrow you'll hear, a delight to its core.
Yes it shall be the fabled rough mixes four.

Cordially,
The Chairman

P.S. Walker is a Nazi

are these of any significance or is it just the leaker's mind game?

whatashame wrote:are these of any significance or is it just the leaker's mind game?

I don't think it is important, really. He throws some shade on hoarders and informs us that there is more to come.

We've seen the requests, the queries, the demands. Please, Chairman, where do we stand? We've told you before, you'll definitely get yours. Its just right now we're looking inside some long sealed doors. To bring comfort to you in your time of aural need. We've put together this new rhyming screed. Eight days at max is when we'll deliver. If earlier we can, we'll pull that trigger. We've never broken our word, or violated our vow. Its not a pattern that we're starting now. We wanted you to know, that we understand the frustration of not having new goods from this band. Our delay may be brief, or it may be eight days. But at the cessation of that, no more delays. Completionists don't worry, you'll fill that list gap. With, among other things, much better quality MacDaddy rap. When you hear from us next, that day will be good. In the meantime just think of the tales of Robin Hood. We take from the rich, the hoarders who store. And peel back the layers to bring ever more. Rumors abound, of hard drives galore. A fascinating story, of that we are sure. Trust us to know the spyglass is out. When "Land Ahoy" shouted, we'll bring 'er about. Looking for treasure, is after all, what we do. The goal of course being, to bring it to you. So for this delay, you've nothing to worry But as they would say in a Canadian accent,we truly are sorry. Cordially, The Chairman

So he is trying to trade Rough Mixes CD#2 for something else. The question is, why would anyone want to trade anything for that CD when he has promised to leak it?

"Rumors abound of hard drives galore"

So he is saying he is trying to get us lots of new material. He is also likely American.

Oh, hi, our friends, did you think we forgot?
A hundred and ninety-two hours, it wasn't for naught.
We told you eight days for specific reasons.
Now your patience is awarded by more aural teasing.
It does look like someone acted a bit early.
Walker blew his little wad, and dropped PRL, its bitrate dirty.
The funniest thing is, we expected that move.
Walker may be many things, but one thing he's not is smooth.
Those silly hoarders, they're running out of goods.
Oh they'll talk a big game, but ask them to produce, and we don't think they could.
Its all good, though.. we're here for you.
And unlike silly little losers, we plan to follow through.
If you recall our last brief communique
We mentioned some targets that made some say "Hey!"
Well the good news is, our eyes are on the prize.
As soon as we've scored, we'll keep you apprised.
Like we said before, we do this for you.
Its not about the fame or notoriety, that's true.
There's a reason we might not always be straight forward with clues.
But at the end of the day, we're just fans too.
Enjoy this zip, sorry for the delay.
We'll be speaking again soon, on a not far off day.
To those you care about and love, always be true.
And remember, in the pitch black, you could be eaten by a grue.
Cordially,
The Chairman

A message from today also means new leaks??

Johan wrote:A message from today also means new leaks??

I interpret it as him saying he will try to get us more leaks. But it is unclear to me where those would come from (apparently, all the locker CDs have leaked now and he wouldn't be able to use them as negotiation leverage). So I am not too optimistic.

Now your patience is awarded by more aural teasing.

This led me to believe there might be something new leaked, but I am sure you know better what's happening

A message brought to you from up on high.
A strange pitch from an interesting guy.
So many things from this little trove.
One hundred and one plus, for which we have dove.

Stanley the avian, that just seems weird.
A six foot plus bird isn't to be feared.
Ask Ernie and Bert, scary feathered ones are bunk.
The concept makes Mr. Snuffleupagus turn up his trunk.

So we've peeled back a layer, presented an egg.
If this one had hatched, we'd probably chug a keg.
The big question to ask though, is how many more?
Let's just say, its less than a hundred and four.

We know you all have an aural fixation.
But sometimes the inside baseball stuff can produce a sensation.
A fascinating insight into the fount.
You'll hear from us again before The Amazing Mumford meets The Count.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZInH0RlL4

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It seems it's referring to MSL's alleged 101 e-mails.

Usually a Lantern's a good thing, it casts a bright light.
Designed to help you transverse through a treacherous night.
It seems though that this time, its intentions are skewed.
Playing the typical game of "I know more than you"

Fortunately for you, not so much for them.
Its time for The Chairman to strike, yet again.
See tonight this is an unexpected appearance.
However, since its been discussed, this document's getting clearance.

The hoarders play their game with little tact.
Also, that ten year pact thing? We think its an act.
A way to string you along, let you think there's a chance.
All it does is provide a bit of chub in their pants.

See, the game players who keep things from you?
They basically do it because their view is askew.
The nice thing now is less things are in their grasp.
Including future emails from us that might just contain rasp.

So here's what we know, about this document you're reading.
Its design was to keep track of those who have less than those who are needing.
This is the kind of information that they gather.
Unfortunately for them, in Portuguese some tend to blather.

The Chairman may not precisely be multilingual.
But with translation engines and altered phone voices those who need convincing think we're legal.
That doesn't necessarily mean within the law.. it just means in those circles, they don't know we're the scofflaw.
We've told you before, shame if you hoard. Next time use that peephole better before you open your door.

Honor among thieves? They don't trust each other.
But when it comes to unreleased content, their hearts go a flutter.
So easy to twist, torque, and bend to our might.
So enjoy this once secret document, we bid you goodnight.

Cordially,

The Chairman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2_Az_sUCo0